• carbohydra [des/pair]
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    4 years ago

    Upbeat 60's rock groove playing in the background

    Greetings, gray wolves, Amber A'Lee Frost here, coming to you from my secret writing lair, where I'm in edits on my forthcoming book, Dirtbag, now on pre-order.

    But Amber!

    I hear you say

    I can't read anything that's not on a screen anymore!

    Don't worry! Dirtbag is written by ADHD for ADHD. Rapid cycling through memoir, journalism, essay and shit talk so fast you'll feel like you're just scrolling through the timeline, having fun with your friends online.

    And Dirtbag is full of dirt. You'll get politics

    Bernie: so are you guys ready for a radical idea?

    gossip

    Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials ... in Japan

    violence

    Wilhelm scream

    sex

    girl moaning

    and the most dangerous game: podcasting

    Chapo Trap House hosts laughing
    Felix Biederman: fucking stupid show, holy shit

    so click the damn link and pre-order Dirtbag, not for me, but for spite, because if enough people buy my book, the New York Times has to print it, and they're gonna hate that.