I had successfully repressed the memory of eating that disgusting ketchup-mayo mix that comes out of the tube in red and white stripes, like a toothpaste or smth, and it's the absolute blandest, shittiest ketchup ypu can imagine. Now this has resurfaced again and i want to throw up.
There are 0 reasons to use ketchup.
Your local walmart has 30,000 different styles and flavors of food dressings/condiments and 90% will serve you better than fucking red sodium paste.
This counts as a spicy spicy-food take because I am wh*te-passing
Counterpoint: Ketchup is delicious. In India we've got access to millions of chutneys and pickles but we're still going to use ketchup for some things
You do you my friend, of course!
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The people I'm talking to know who they are.
Hey, no need to call me out like that
Counterpoint: Chipotle Ketchup with sweet potato fries.
This is fine, I am specifically talking about like a bottle of heinz ketchup. Even just mixing Chipotle with it is a dramatic improvement
Where do you come down on the Ketchup-Mayo mixture (aka the whitest of all condiments)?
No opinion, aside from the hatred of ketchup tbh; but that's because I have only unintentionally eaten mayonnaise once.
I had successfully repressed the memory of eating that disgusting ketchup-mayo mix that comes out of the tube in red and white stripes, like a toothpaste or smth, and it's the absolute blandest, shittiest ketchup ypu can imagine. Now this has resurfaced again and i want to throw up.
Here's a picture of this cursed stuff (warning: NSFW).
It looks like if a candy cane passed through undigested.
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