OK you know the whole pineapple on pizza thing? Fuck that (I mean I love it, but thats not the point Im making). Once you take the pizza out, while still hot... add a few pieces of chocolate. Works better when there is something spicy.

In other news - croissants make really, really good hot dog buns.

French fries actually go really well with sugar and Nutella (long story but I discovered this when I discovered that a plantain does NOT taste like a banana)

Finally - take out pizza in Thailand is better than pizza I had in Italy. Before you grab the pitchforks, hear me out: there are two ways to enjoy pizza: one is very high quality mind blowing but simple ingredients , but are ultimately familiar. The other is finding rich and complex flavours, that interact in a cool way without being overwhelming. The sauce on Pizza I had in Thailand was exactly that, complex, different enough, and deliciously spicy.