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Running a shock jock morning radio show and reporting on every time a cop is killed and punctuating the stories with an audio clip of someone shouting “OFFICER DOWN!” Getting torrents of calls from angry chuds
That would be so awesome. Play the chuds angry calls on air with "heh, unlike you snowflakes I'm not so easy triggered" soundbite.
Looks like someone’s *hits button *
“TR- TR - TR- TRIGGERRRRRD!!!! *baby crying *”
Also lmao at “blue alert” instead of red. Fucking everything gotta be “on brand”
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It's actually a take on "Amber Alert", you know, like when kids are abducted and they send out a description of the kid?
Ah yea I get them constantly I just assumed that a manhunt would be “red” given the trope of “red alert” being like most dangerous and most pressing,
