Some glassy-eyed pedophile from the state department or some shit was babbling about how the media needs to start with this topic again because he'd seen some documents lol

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Its true! Xi was visiting a Wuhan lab and was bragging about his discus throwing skills, so when the scientists asked for a demonstration, he grabbed a nearby Petri dish and tossed it. It flew out the window. Xi turned around only to see all the scientists were staring at him in horror. When he asked why, it was revealed that the Petri dish he threw contained a new type of virus they were developing. As everyone rushed to the window to see where it had landed, they could only watch as someone who thought it was an oyster slurp up all of the material in it. Xi turned back to the scientists and uttered two words. “Uh oh”

  • DashEightMate [any]
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    4 years ago

    60 minutes is such an obvious state extension at this point. You would think a propoganda arm would make itself less obvious but apparently not.

  • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    2 mass shootings later they'll be all "watch our investigative report on why anti-asian hate crimes are spiking. Could it be Russian bots?"