I can do that to you if you want, here I'll try my best to be an angry chud, ahem:

You liberals are so brainwashed. I'm laughing so hard. Enjoy your FACE DIAPERS while the rest of us adults ignore your liberal propaganda. This isn't a communist country so we are FREE to ignore your cultural marxism and fight the China virus OUR way. I bet you're crying into your soy latte right now aren't you? See, that's the problem with you commie millennials, you can't handle the real world so you want handouts! That's why you love socialism so much, because you're losers in the free market of capitalism! Sad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤪🤪😂

There, what do you think? Did I sound like a chud? I tried my best.