What's the academic terminology for "go pound sand"?

[x] I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

I wish they'd do something useful, like make all their utilities having a --json output option so I can do useful stuff with jq rather than playing games with cut, awk, sed and grep to find what I'm looking for. The fact that there's a need to make accommodations for systemd in the userland utilities seems like a massive regression and a serious red flag for the overall direction of things.