Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]

dumbest girl alive here with another sticky & steamy update!

put on the fuken programmer socks right now

e : it's funny cuz i recently switched to linux finally & am in dire need of thigh highs

speaking of lewd

[insert lewd joke about hrt & sensitivity]

hmm. maybe it's like a krenko, mob boss situation where ur just producing more of the same at an explosive rate? maybe u would become a superhero; the proportional hurdles of two disabled people!!!

speshul k here :3

proud of u babe

note to self : don't use any kinda trans lingo outside trans spaces. got some dude trying to start shit elsewhere cuz i said a character was gender

it's been a wild ride huh

fairly glad i was on a break lol

u receive : back problems & nerve pain

i receive : hug

slender pretender going on a gender blender

that is fair & valid & understandable. hmm. perhaps i should lean into this natural disguise of mine

kinda wish i wasn't so often called an elf by people who find me attractive i'd love to be like ~40cm shorter, would be much easier to wreak havoc

today's gender forecast : three goblins in a trenchcoat

this is the good life. all goblin, all the time

I loved it, because I didn't have to do shit for an hour

had a teacher who'd put the same films on for us over & over. it was sweet as hell for a good while, until our resident tryhard turbonerd started screaming about how they wanna be learning things the teacher genuinely kept forgetting we'd seen the stuff already, so his reaction to this news was more shocked than angry.

"so you're a lady, huh?"

-"actually i routinely rip farts so loud it scares our cats"

yeah i'm fresh outta fucks to give. it insisted on announcing its intent on a server that's not just us commune folks. it made this everyone's problem, so currently i'm blasting it in the open where it can't squirm out of it.

wtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa

also :3