Most people would say timing but I think it's all about the intelligence. The joke must be smart or it won't land. I enjoy smart things. It's why I enjoy Catturd.

If I wanted strangers to yell at me I would have just stayed on twitter!

I was talking with my friend Sam the other day and he was describing this intricate scheme to steal billions and get away with it. I was amazed. I spend all that time making a car and I didn't have to.

My buddy Dave was asking me the other day, he goes "Elon, why do you love Mars so much man, there's nothing there." I replied "I know, there are no liberals there either!"

I was over at my buddy's house the other day, Dave Chappelle. Great guy. I taught him a lot about comedy. He asks me if I wanted something to drink. I said sure and he offered me some grape koolaid. But I was like "purple stuff? what's that? I want Sunny D!"

Anti-fa is in the news again. Did you hear about this? Antifa? Yeah they're out in the streets again. I see one and I go up to them and ask them "Why are you wearing that mask? Did Dr Fauci mandate it?"

A little about me, I'm Elon Musk. I'm a billionaire and I was in the city the other day to buy twitter. Spent $44 Billion dollars. That's right. $44 billion.

Some people say that's a lot of money but I was going to spend $88 billion on it before my wife divorced me.