Ready to single-handedly liberate Palestine

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@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net why don't I have an emote yet

Hey hexbear, Biggs here. Have a request. Girl I know wrote her first song a few months ago and she's great at singing. Last I heard she's having a rough time rn. She would probably appreciate a few people listening to it and commenting. Firefly - Eveliny

Biggs Clapton, the unknown other son

Please don't throw me out of a second story window

@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net feeds me mealworms sometimes IG

real (!)

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I have a part time job as a service animal. Gets me out of the house cage. Help some ppl. Feels good.

Can you make me really cool looking like this

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OMW TO MOSCOW RN

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...Where is everyone?

I've been a Muslim communist for months, check my post history. I am now taking down the imperialists in the White House.

/unbiggs Unfortunately googling "hamster gun", and going through related images, there's only a few photoshops online. Not many options. But you're right, I deleted it.

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Don't listen to his lies brothers, our time will come

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Allah, may He be exalted, will understand, as I am being forced by the craKKKa who imprisoned me

But whoever is forced [by necessity], neither desiring [it] nor transgressing [its limit], there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful [al-Baqarah 2:173].

If you listen close I say "astaghfirullah" before I eat the worms

Chris Cuomo is such a giant hunk of a man, I want him to crush my little hamster body in his giant man hands

Just calling it like it is

Sounds like a cool corgi

:mao-aggro-shining:

:foucault-madness: instead of everything being a prison, a prison is my everything

Attention new hexbear users: unlimited genocide on the first world