This reads like something that was generated by an AI trained solely on satirical Hexbear posts.

Presidential funerals are performative spectacles meant for public consumption so his wording is unintentionally honest.

Not a video essay per se, but 30 minutes of the best content ever created for Youtube. And even more enthralling if you're high.

It's a timelapse of the universe to its ultimate conclusion based on current scientific theories. But the wild thing is how fast it goes by- all stars are already dead within 5 minutes and there's 25 more minutes to go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

It's because the Republic of Ireland and the DPRK both stood defiant from imperialism.

There is panic, but it is marginalized and fragmented because the ruling class knows there is no way to address climate change in a capitalist system.

By the metrics we use to tally who has the highest score in this game he does. I know people always point to Saudi oil sheiks or Putin or the Rothschilds as the wealthiest, and maybe they are, but unless those assets can be publicly audited then it is just pure speculation.

I thought for sure there would be a connection to New Orleans but it's looking like they were two separate lone attackers. But still...two divorced military dads renting an electric pickup truck on Turo for a New Year's attack is just too coincidental to ignore.

Dammit, that's heartbreaking to hear.

The two on the right have no redeeming qualities. Colbert was funny during the Bush years on the Daily Show. Oliver, despite his chronic liberalism, occasionally has some great segments highlighting injustices in society that are overlooked. And I have no opinion on the guy to his right because I've never watched his show. Of course, Conan shits on them all but he is thankfully absent here.

Products I own that I have gotten way more value out of than I expected:

Philips Norelco electric shaver- paid about $40 for it over 10 years ago and use it daily. Works just as well as new with annual razor changes (about $20).

Oral B electric toothbrush- the Sonicare toothbrush was previously mentioned in the replies and this is just the alternative I use. Again, over 10 years of daily use.

Inzer lever lifting belt- bought it for about $100 20(!!) years ago and I thought it was a pricy purchase for the time. Now I see it as an absolute bargain. I've been using this thing 3x a week for the past 20 years through thousands of squat sets and not one stitch on the leather is loose.

Instant Pot- I can't believe how much a simple pressure cooker has changed my life for the better but the time and money this saves me can not be understated. I've been using this nearly daily for the past 5 years and now consider it essential to my daily routine.

Foam roller- any dense foam roller will do. Mine was 20 bucks and will last a lifetime. Everyone can benefit from daily rolling.

deglove. (for the love of god, do not GIS this)

These things can turn stale grocery store croissants into decadent gourmet pastries with that air frying voodoo.

Method of torture: force him to type back responses to ChatGPT queries for the rest of his life.

I was pleasantly surprised that the right wing reactionaries in my family voiced support for what he did. The lone dissenter was my Kamala-voting lib brother-in-law.

It was the Trial of the Century until OJ snatched that title away. It's looking like Luigi is going to be the early frontrunner for the trial of this century.

Open a Roth IRA and make max contributions to it every year. Most Americans will not be fortunate enough to rely on a pension upon retirement and that employer sponsored 401k will not be enough. They are throwing us to the wolves once they can no longer extract value from our bodies so start preparing now. The sooner the better.

“The mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence,” she said of Adams, a former NYPD captain who is now accused of federal corruption charges.

Throw that shade, sis!

Not quite true as the Tacoma and Tundra are always among the top 20 best selling cars in America. They aren't perceived as foreign trucks because they are actually as American as they come- they're built in San Antonio and designed for the US market. I often see them used as chudmobiles- full Trump regalia decked out in US flags, Punisher logos, blue line and NRA stickers galore. But yeah, the big 3 domestic trucks do outsell them overall.

Would also be nice to have the name of the claims adjustor who denies it.