calling a faceless horde of basement dwelling psychos who just spent the last few hours detailing exactly how much they think i suck shit my "frens"
Richest man on earth
Fanboys over losers who use an anonymous web forum to live out their weird fantasies of being saturday morning cartoon villains.
This man is chasing the high of affection because he hasn't experienced any other form of proper intimacy. He was courting libs when they were hyped about his cars and rockets, he's trapped in last decade's dank memes because PewDiePie had him on a dank meme review segment that got him more attention than The Big Bang Theory and Iron Man ever did.
He will never be happy but he'll be damned if he won't spend the rest of his life trying.
I know it's easy for me to say, but both of these types have such amazing lives that they really are their own worst enemies: Elon Musk and JK Rowling.
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Sure, WE may still dunk on Elon Musk for being king of the redditors, but with capitalist programming he could buy his way into the history books as the hero of the climate crisis who stepped up and saved the day. He made environmentalism cool for a little bit and would have served as a huge inspiration for the next generation of scientists, doctors, and engineers while guest appearing in numerous Marvel movies and other sci-fi projects. All he had to do was shut the fuck up a little bit.
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JK Rowling may have written slop for the lowest common denominator, but Harry Potter was at least a pop culture sensation in its own right like a next-generation star wars. Again, all she had to do was shut the fuck up a little bit.
Elon, just shut up and sell cars. JK, Just shut up and sell books.
Nah elon never gave a shit about environmentalism, only so much as he could exploit others and profit off of it. Also LIFePo batteries have a serious bottleneck problem and we would beed to increase production by at least 1000% to meet the demands of the automotive market nevermind other growing industries dependent upon lithium mining.
Also how is filling massive phalic shaped starships with rocket fuel and exploding multiples in our atmosphere show he ever gave an effff about environmentalism?
Space karen is a bitch and no billionaire ever will put the needs of humanity above their own selfish ego and personal gratification through wealth hoarding
They are talking entirely about aesthetics, Elon Musk could definitely have remained a liberal media darling and "real life Iron Man" to all the reddit nerds if he just kept his mouth shut and presented the public image of being the man behind Tesla and SpaceX.
No-one here thinks he ever gave a shit about environmentalism or sustainability beyond using them to grift billions in government subsidies.
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frens
is more or less a dogwhistle fwiw. it's more complex than that but it's adjacent.
Yeah, and it's definitely a dogwhistle when Eloon is all over the internet posting memes from r/Frenworld. What can you even say about a billionaire industrialist who posts Nazi frogs from an obscure Reddit group that got yeeted more than four years ago?
an obscure Reddit group that got yeeted more than four years ago?
Yeah who would ever associate themselves with such a thing, what losers
Critical support to Elon for “how do you do, fellow kids”ing 4chan into no longer being cool.
Richest man on earth is literally fanboying over a bunch of internet gangsters. I bet 15 year old me would have been ecstatic to know that Elon would have found 15 year old me to be cool and want MY approval.
It's so funny how much this fuck tries to suck up to these nazi losers and they still don't like him.
Mfw I wake up and am still trapped in the system that gave this idiot loser unlimited riches
It's so funny that he just can't help himself. He can't just be an anonymous poster. He has to be "known".
The funniest thing to me is in one of the posts he’s talking about how 4chan is stuck in 2005 webdesign and when Elon/he buys it they’ll fix the anonymity, as if it’s a mistake that fell through the cracks and not like an intentional pillar of the design and culture of 4chan
elon going on fortnite fridays is going to be funny at least, i think
Within 5 years Elon Musk is going to say he has ‘skibidi rizz’, isn’t he?
this is just some random guy from Cambodia or something
Elon is not the richest man in the world, not even remotely close.
Not a single one of the richest people on the planet is on the list of richest people on the planet.
that's right comrade i actually am the richest person on the planet because i have so much love in my heart
By the metrics we use to tally who has the highest score in this game he does. I know people always point to Saudi oil sheiks or Putin or the Rothschilds as the wealthiest, and maybe they are, but unless those assets can be publicly audited then it is just pure speculation.
Why are we assuming the richest men on the planet want to be audited lol?
I'll give you a hint, they're not allowed to show up on the list of white people on your favorite Forbes list
