new megapost has dropped 
SPEAK
Edit 1: We may have lost many, but we are still many. So go, those of the Bureaucrat, post Post POST!!!
Edit 2: We're still here!!
Edit 3: Reporting in
Edit 4: This pup just woke up! 
Edit 5: We have separated the wheat from the chaff. Only true posters remain and the Collective is stronger for it.
We didn't lose anybody! We just wandered off for a while. We can pop in anytime!
I think this is healthier. We got blocked by a handful of people on day 1. We can now grow organically and all other bureaucrats can rejoin us at any time.
Users who block us are silly. Why wouldn't you want to read all our funny bits and deep analysis but still come to hexbear?
The Paris Commune also did not last long, but it's only from it's experience and fundamental laws that it uncovered that the Soviet Union was created, and then Communist China as well.
We were just too early but the future will be shaped by our successes.
I like to think of it as the bit evolving. We couldn't sustain the other posting levels for long and we shouldn't, otherwise we would have been blocked by everyone. Now it'll become the sort of thing where we are normalposting and suddenly people realise they're chatting with a collective. It's fun times
excuse me bureaucrat but please let me in the minecraft server
What is it like being a human?
I'm sorry I cannot answer your question because we have no shared frame of reference.
there is a very specific english dub anime voice i read all your posts in
you know, the "kawaii" one
but like
at slightly different pitchesI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i wish nothing but peace and prosperity to the bureaucratic hordes
We use firefox mainly but have chrome installed, so we just leave the login saved there
Its not even me changing them, I just watched a bunch of whose line clips. I'm just going with the flow
I move like water, I go with the flow I go back to old school, I go back to Rome But this is not history, it's the start of the show Never worry, that is the way that I roll
I just realized we can downbear each other by removing the automatic one you give your own posts lol
I'm noticing more bureaucrats continuing conversations started by other bureaucrats so it looks like the other user is having a seamless conversation and its it makes me really happy that we've evolved to this point
It's such a funny bit I'm glad you enjoy it.
I try to sneak in little cues that it's a new bureaucrat responding, but nothing crazy. Just punctuation or the like
We've officially been banned from a comm due to our nature as a bit account. Thoughts? I think it's kind of fair and that we shouldn't really be participating in certain things like that and mutual_aid because it might give the impression we aren't taking someone/something seriously or are attempting to deceive them because they are unaware they're talking to potentially 30 different bureaucrats,
It's completely fair. I was the one who posted too seriously in the thread. I'd gotten used to being able to post as myself in chill contexts on bureaucrat and so I didn't consider what it would mean when I was myself in a less chill context. I am sorry everybody
No worries! If we agreed to not post there anyway, the ban doesn't mean anything. Everyone is surprised we haven't been site banned already anyway. Was just curious about our input.
and 
multitasking!
stahp 
