BusinessOwner [he/him]

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As a business owner, I just want to say that this upstanding man is clearly above suspicion. Shame on the Fake News Media for insinuating that there's a story here other than "hardworking businessman is successful, deserves money"!

Paul Morina, the principal of Paulsboro, New Jersey, High School, is listed in financial records as the president, CEO, CFO and more at a Nevada-incorporated company whose stock is trading at levels that give it a valuation more than $100 million.

That’s an oddly high valuation because the company, Hometown International, owns a delicatessen — and only one small delicatessen — in Paulsboro, where the Morina-coached high school wrestling team frequently wins state championships. The company has disclosed that it has shareholders based in China’s Macau territory.

The shop, Your Hometown Deli, did just $35,000 in sales — combined — over the past two years, according to Hometown International’s annual report, filed March 26 with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/15/hometown-international-nj-deli-owner-worth-millions-in-stock.html

As a business owner, I like how they protect my capital and threaten "undesirables" who wander near my businesses. I couldn't otherwise sue these people because they haven't broken any laws or done anything wrong, so it's important that we have police to scare them off and do an occasional extrajudicial violence for me.

Oh, and I almost forgot! They help keep my workers in line and safely ignore their demands.

As a business owner, I'd like to say that we all have opportunities to invest. I invest in stocks which make me extra money I can use to buy servants, gold, etc., and you have the opportunity to invest in food to feed yourself by working for me. Really, we're not so different you and I.

If they have made billions, they must truly be hard workers! A tip of my cartoony capitalist top hat to them!

As a business owner, I just want to say that this is a great start and I'm very proud of you. Have you considered stealing from your friends and family by exploiting their excess labor value? This would allow you to invest even more in this Dogecoin, thus adding even more value to the world.

As a business owner, I have to say that you're missing the point. Owning things is work. And owning more things is even harder work.

Since we bourgeoisie own things all the time, we're basically working 24/7/365.

Investments are really just the purest form of business ownership. You cut out all the messy stuff like products, customers, and employees, and get right to the heart of the matter--making money. Money, of course, has intrinsic value as it is created by God as a reward for our work. So investing is great because it allows you to turn your hard work of owning things directly into God-given money. The more you own, the harder you work, the more you make.

In most cases, there has been little or no jail time for officers disciplined or tried for wounding or killing someone in situations in which they said they had mistaken a gun for a Taser. In the Pennsylvania case, for example, the district attorney said the officer violated a policy requiring officers to wear their Tasers on the side opposite their firearms. Still, he said the officer “did not possess the criminal mental state required to be guilty of a crime under state law.”In most cases, there has been little or no jail time for officers disciplined or tried for wounding or killing someone in situations in which they said they had mistaken a gun for a Taser. In the Pennsylvania case, for example, the district attorney said the officer violated a policy requiring officers to wear their Tasers on the side opposite their firearms. Still, he said the officer “did not possess the criminal mental state required to be guilty of a crime under state law.”

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Edit: this account is supposed to be a bit as part of the u/Quimby extended posting universe, but I was so enraged that I forgot to change accounts. Just pretend Quimby posted it.