Nice meritocracy you have going there, capitalism.
Yup. Totally not a fucked up system where good honest work can leave one person penniless and sick while at the same time some other dumb shit who bought a bunch of meme coins on a whim becomes a millionaire.
Evangelicals unironically believe this, and the most famous pastors in America have made billions off of preaching this exact message.
If they have made billions, they must truly be hard workers! A tip of my cartoony capitalist top hat to them!