No rum ham‽

This is truly unnerving; and the fact that it probably cost an acre of trees or some shit to generate makes it even worse.

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The answer is likely when that barricade was installed.

I'd watch this movie.

Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Smokes and road beers.

And be quick about it!

Well that explains why they taste so good.

That's because he broke it off in someone's ass.

Mother FUCKER

Commence high pitched screeching

I'm so poor, even a million would help.