On a dog.

Oh shit, it's Cohen the Barbarian.

I would advocate for the return of intermissions! Theater chains would love it, because it would mean more concessions.

I went to Dead Reckoning the other day and afterward it occurred to me why I don't go to movies very often anymore. With advertisements and travel time both ways, it worked out to a 4 hour commitment. I have kids. I don't often have that kind of time.

How do you account for wind direction with something like that? With a sail you can steer into the wind.

While responding to a distress call from a missing shuttlecraft and finding nothing where the shuttle should have been, the Enterprise-E flew too close to a spatial anomaly and it got trapped in a Sierpiński tetrix of folded fractal space, which caused the E to begin shrinking in size, along with everyone on it. Reversing out of the anomaly would have caused the warp core to lose coherence and destroy the ship, so it was abandoned before everyone on it was reduced to miniature.

It's still intact and apparently fully functional but is now the size of a micromachine and resides in the office of the head of the Daystrom Institute, who enjoys using it to pester his subordinates.

The missing shuttlecraft was eventually located within the anomaly, and its crew is fine, but Starfleet's best scientists have been unable to restore them to normal size. Fortunately for them, the replicators on the tiny shuttle remain functional, so supplying the miniaturized crewmen with food and other vital supplies has not been a problem. The last time Worf heard from them, they were being recruited by Section 31.

It's canon until it's not (ie, explicitly contradicted by some other Trek installment). And even then, canon in fiction is rather a silly concept anyway, and is largely more up to the collective opinion of the fan base than whatever big corporations owns the rights to it.

Canceling it is one thing. Pulling the show down from the service is absolutely abhorrent behavior.