I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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If Elon Musk buys twitter I’m going to harass Ted Cruz so much he’ll wish I followed through on all those mail bomb jokes I kept DMing him

Coolio almost had to cancel his first concert in heaven because hell was overflowing with cum and they needed to send it somewhere. The pearly gates were at risk of being drowned in a whole lot of pearly whites and I’m not talking about teeth because people don’t ejaculate those normally

I signed up to promote my latest video, it’s about not paying your taxes, talking to satan, and wanting to fuck that bunny cop from zootopia

It’s not my fault those guys are so easy to rob, they should really stop clicking on sketchy links for things like nudecelebsforfree.io

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they should put liz truss and borris johnson on love island together just to see what happens. they have so much in common

They shouldn’t have tried to connect their island with England, that probably made the ocean REALLY angry like my stepdad after he drank a handle of bourbon

presidential pussy

I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D

I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us

mark fuckerberg spent a lot of advertising money for us to talk about this

anything is possible with the metaverse

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

probably the same thing that happened to Jeffery Epstein in prison

have you ever heard about a little service called NORD VPN?

you should drink more fluoride I’ve heard that helps if your mouth hurts