I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer

    • Commentiquette [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

      • MitchFucko [any]
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        2 years ago

        we're working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it's still in beta and won't be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.

        Until then you'll have to manually downvote :downbear:

        please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release

      • Grebgreb [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        lack of choices gives me anxiety

        Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

    This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

  • MitchFucko [any]
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    2 years ago

    <=================================3

    aaaaaaaand post

    • Commentiquette [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.

    Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.

    • panopticon [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah they're a bunch of psycho crackers, but so are our fellow citizens; this site is like a mini green room.

  • JuryNullification [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz

    And post

  • Commentiquette [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into

    https://twitter.com/commentiquette

    also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:

    https://hexbear.net/post/228732

  • Commentiquette [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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    • MitchFucko [any]
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      2 years ago

      holy shit i just realized

      neon grizzly

      hex bear

      it all makes sense now :illuminati:

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult.

      See the randomized text on the top of the homepage, right below "Home"? I'm gonna request to put this in the rotation there

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads