Please I need to meet my quota of online people identified by the end of today
Dirt__owl [none/use name]
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Cake day: March 15th, 2021
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They're the same thing, and they're both true anyway
Please my boss says I need to learn about this dumbass communist site or I'm gonna get fired
What's an owl?
Much dirt. So much dirt like you've never seen
Once upon a time there was a poster on hexbear.net called Dirt__owl and everyone told them their full name and home addresses
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·4 years agoWhat the fuck? How can you not be american? You might as well say you're actually made of stone
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No I'm far too afraid of you.
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That's all I needed to hear. Enjoy your communist day, you communist, and I'll... oh that's the president.
Well, the show must go on
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Yes indeed, but I am certainly not CIA. I haven't even been to the CIA headquarters in weeks. Now what was your social security number again?
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No, I am the real filthy avian. You are a cheap imitation. In other words
There is an impostor among us :sus-deep:
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Well that's my friend Pete of course. We used to hang around in the dog pen after
CIA class
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