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Please I need to meet my quota of online people identified by the end of today

They're the same thing, and they're both true anyway

Please my boss says I need to learn about this dumbass communist site or I'm gonna get fired

What's an owl?

Much dirt. So much dirt like you've never seen

Once upon a time there was a poster on hexbear.net called Dirt__owl and everyone told them their full name and home addresses

What the fuck? How can you not be american? You might as well say you're actually made of stone

No I'm far too afraid of you.

That's all I needed to hear. Enjoy your communist day, you communist, and I'll... oh that's the president.

Well, the show must go on

Yes indeed, but I am certainly not CIA. I haven't even been to the CIA headquarters in weeks. Now what was your social security number again?

No, I am the real filthy avian. You are a cheap imitation. In other words

There is an impostor among us :sus-deep:

Well that's my friend Pete of course. We used to hang around in the dog pen after CIA class brunch