I am a prolific poster here at chapo.chat
No, I am the real filthy avian. You are a cheap imitation. In other words
There is an impostor among us :sus-deep:
If they say anything other then "I wish to devour that delicious looking rat and then vomit its bones" then shoot
Well that's my friend Pete of course. We used to hang around in the dog pen after
CIA class
How could you mistake me for my evil clone? Betrayed :deeper-sadness:
I forgot my password :deeper-sadness:
don't laugh
This ones my new one. If you need proof... idfk peepeepoopoo
OK but how do I know YOU are the REAL Dirt_Owl??
Shit I won't even be able to enjoy a good bird post now without questioning everything about existence...
Uh alright
Um
What bird's name may also be interpreted as referring to male genitalia of minerals?
Yes indeed, but I am certainly not CIA. I haven't even been to the CIA headquarters in weeks. Now what was your social security number again?
What the fuck? How can you not be american? You might as well say you're actually made of stone
That's all I needed to hear. Enjoy your communist day, you communist, and I'll... oh that's the president.
Well, the show must go on
I am complicit in the murder of over 20 million kulaks. For fun. What was my crime? Oh, I read some books
My name is Joel and I'm being held captive on a satellite in space with my robot friends where I'm forced to watch bad movies.
Your communist name is your first pets name and your social security number.
John Q. Realperson and I live at 1000 Colonial Farm Rd McLean, VA 22101. I love communism and doing dirty crimes like shoplifting and terrorism. I once jaywalked across the street wearing a t shirt with Karl Marx on it. I am going to go commit more communist crimes later. Hexbear.net user Dirt_owl, would you like to join me in doing communist crimes later? I can take you to them in my black unmarked van
Siphoning money from the VoC Foundation bank accounts to fund the CPC, PSUV, PCC and arming BLM with QBZ-97/Type 97 rifles. Also repurposing patrol cars as mobile barbecue pits, often with several hundred kilograms of pork already on the grill
Sex Titan Xi Jinping
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC, PRC
My many business ventures are all scams to divert money to the site, the CPC, and DPRK government.
Wii Happy Few
Room 420, 1917 Rouhani Drive, Liberal Mountain, Idaho
John Sicko jr.
my favorite crime: killing fools with my sick posting
residence: currently rent free in your head
