Not to put words in your mouth, but do you really think the best reason to have a child is for the good of the economy?

At least it'll make it easier to identify the yanks larping as brits online (I think they call them "teaboos") when they try quoting this uncanny-valley list of not-quite authentic bants

Gives any what? Sorry I can't read that heavily obscured text.

Did we bring 'pointing out comedy homicide' over from reddit? Because a giant reaction face to point out a joke is peak that.

Yeah and that's why we have congestion charges and emissions zones and catalytic converters and environmental regulations on cars, to reduce the pollution that people are breathing in.

FYI I'm not in favour of ever banning smoking completely. The freedom to damage yourself is just as important as the freedom to not be damaged by someone else.

Is it? Second hand smoking still fucks you up, and it's not like being outside completely fixes that.

Mrs Melling said she took her children out of school during term due to the "unbelievable price" of holidays in the summer months.

One travel agent told the BBC that holiday costs can be as much as 40% higher during the school holidays.

"It was £5,500 to go in the summer and to go in February it was £2,500, it's a no brainer," Mrs Melling said.

Yes, the reason it costs more is because everyone else is following the rules

The election is tomorrow and the shit-slinging is getting desperate