You forgot about the part of option 2 where you realize midway through explaining that the other person either understood and you misread the situation, or they just don't care, but now you've gotten too far into the explanation and you just have to power through even though literally every fiber of your being is telling you to shut up

... wait

"Scotty, why should all these lovely folks buy a bottle of Vitameatavegamin?"

"Well, er... ... ...It's green."

I feel seen.

I'm not gonna argue, though. Well played.