Hahahaha, Mr. Chapo, and yet another chess piece falls into place. You thought I had been defeated because I fell into silence? Do not be so hasty next time, Mr. Chapo, for as you know, I, GORKA, am an unparalleled master of the posting arts. As I have said before Mr. Chapo, we are now locked into the great game of our time, and, Mr. Chapo, it will not be so easily won.
I already have your website infiltrated. My Silver Legion awaits my command on your eastern front. And now, Mr. Chapo, the resurgent American right, and the Vitezi Rend, OF THE MAGYAR HUN, have united, as lost friends, and Mr. Chapo, we will not spare any of your most beloved Bolshevik cultural figures. Not Sponge Bob, not Darkwing Duck, and surely not that most insipid hegemonic aardvark, Arthur. All of your beloved animated figures will perish, unable to withstand the might of the dragon of Budapest.
Mr. Chapo, there is now little you can do, for by the time you catch up on the chess board in front of us, I will have already unfolded a game of backgammon, and Mr. Chapo, you will soon find that we have been gammoning this entire time! Your Saturday mornings will be forever changed! No more will leftist pajama boy cultural Marxism rule our televisions! Wile E Coyote will finally catch the Road Runner! Tom will finally catch Jerry! And, Mr. Chapo, Elmer Fudd, that bastion of conservative rugged individualism, will finally catch - and kill - Mr. Bugs Bunny. And what will you do then, when all of your cartoon heroes have perished? Who will you look to then? No one! THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST RISES, MR. CHAPO, AS YOUR CARTOON HEROES ARE SLAIN! HAIL GORKA, HAIL TRUMP, HAIL THE VITEZI REND, HAIL VICTORY!
The Hungarian National Anthem blares from my house constantly and keeps my neighbors up throughout the night. HAHAHA! I find such displays of nationalism soothing!
Mr. Chapo, please tell me THIS is not the best your "posters" can do. For if it is, you are surely doomed.
Yes, my dear pajama boy, yes. Some call me Sebastian, some call me Sebby, but you, you will know me as GORKA, THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST, THE COLUSSUS OF THE DANUBE, CUPHOLDER OF THE SACRED TIT OF ATTILA, KNIGHT OF THE VITEZI REND AND DESTROYER OF THE PAJAMA BOY LEFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
When you wake up at 3am in a cold sweat, I will be the name that haunts your dreams. When you go to a McDonalds and the ice cream machine is broken yet again, I will be the name that is whispered amongst the staff. GORKA. You may beg and plead all you want, but I am not so swayed by such pitiful displays. You, and the rest of your "poster" friends will kneel before the sacred tit of Attila AS BUDAPEST BECOMES THE CENTER OF THE WORLD YET AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA! THE END IS NIGH MR. CHAPO, THE END IS NIGH!!!
Hahaha! Because this website is so badly made that it is impossible to work, I am the one who is incompetent? Surely not, Mr. Chapo, surely not, although I do admit you have bested me in this battle. But the war continues, Mr. Chapo! Yes, the war continues, and we shall see who is the victor when the curtain falls. I do not bestow upon myself the title of seer, but nonetheless I would deem it unwise to bet against GORKA, Mr. Chapo. FOR THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST RISES!
HAIL GORKA, HAIL THE VITEZI REND, HAIL VICTORY!!!!
You think such confusion tactics will work on me, Mr. Chapo? Truly you have nothing left, this is bottom of the barrel! I do not understand this nor do I care to. Nothing can stand in my way, not Darkwing Duck, not Arthur, and surely not these emotive yellows. GORKA SHALL RISE ABOVE!
Well played Mr. Chapo. It seems your leftist pajama boy website is so badly made that even with my superior mind I cannot use it correctly. Through your sheer and absolute failure, you have bested me. HOWEVER! This is but a phyrric victory for you, for you see, I shall rise, as a phoenix, from the ashes, AND ON INTO THE NIGHT! HAHA!
In fact, I will not spare this website. It deserves to die. It is completely unusable to the superior mind of the right. It too will fall, as Bannon did, as Flynn did, TO THE MIGHT OF GORKA AND THE MAGYAR HUN!
I appreciate what you are doing, but the time for hiding in the shadows is now over. There is no stopping the grand plan now, try as they will. No need to hide our intentions, for in the coming weeks and months all will kneel before the sacred tit of Attila, or be crushed, by GORKA, colossus of the Danube!
Regarding this claim of imposter, I find such slanderous remarks to be an absolute violation of human rights, and I will let you know "Gorka" if you do not stop such terroristic activities this instant, I will see to it that a drone strike is visited upon your house. Mr. Chapo, I urge you, look at this account - there are months between posts. Months! Clearly not the work of a seasoned poster such as I, GORKA. Do not fall for such ruses. I, GORKA, am the real Gorka and I will bring this website to its knees.
you will soon miss those days more than you can imagine Mr. Chapo, for that was your last chance at salvation. The plan has already been set in motion, your fate sealed. You may beg and plead all you want, but know this Mr. Chapo. I, Gorka, am not so easily swayed by such pitiful displays of weakness. Your kingdom shall crumble and the Magyar Hun shall rise again!
the time for negotiation has long since passed, Mr. Chapo. We are now locked in eternal struggle. I, Gorka, versus you, the Deep State. The Colossus of the Danube shall rise!
Good decision my friend. And so the grand plan continues! Today, the Deep State cesspool that is Hexbear.net. Tomorrow, the Saul Alinsky of the animated left, the hegemonic aardvark singlehandedly destroying Western civilization, Arthur. My friend, you are wise.
Mr. Chapo, look upon your posters and weep! One by one they fall, unable to withstand the might of the Vitezi Rend, the might of GORKA! Not even your mightiest anthropomorphic aardvark can save you now. The end is nigh Mr. Chapo, the end is nigh!
Hahahaha, Mr. Chapo, and yet another chess piece falls into place. You thought I had been defeated because I fell into silence? Do not be so hasty next time, Mr. Chapo, for as you know, I, GORKA, am an unparalleled master of the posting arts. As I have said before Mr. Chapo, we are now locked into the great game of our time, and, Mr. Chapo, it will not be so easily won.
I already have your website infiltrated. My Silver Legion awaits my command on your eastern front. And now, Mr. Chapo, the resurgent American right, and the Vitezi Rend, OF THE MAGYAR HUN, have united, as lost friends, and Mr. Chapo, we will not spare any of your most beloved Bolshevik cultural figures. Not Sponge Bob, not Darkwing Duck, and surely not that most insipid hegemonic aardvark, Arthur. All of your beloved animated figures will perish, unable to withstand the might of the dragon of Budapest.
Mr. Chapo, there is now little you can do, for by the time you catch up on the chess board in front of us, I will have already unfolded a game of backgammon, and Mr. Chapo, you will soon find that we have been gammoning this entire time! Your Saturday mornings will be forever changed! No more will leftist pajama boy cultural Marxism rule our televisions! Wile E Coyote will finally catch the Road Runner! Tom will finally catch Jerry! And, Mr. Chapo, Elmer Fudd, that bastion of conservative rugged individualism, will finally catch - and kill - Mr. Bugs Bunny. And what will you do then, when all of your cartoon heroes have perished? Who will you look to then? No one! THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST RISES, MR. CHAPO, AS YOUR CARTOON HEROES ARE SLAIN! HAIL GORKA, HAIL TRUMP, HAIL THE VITEZI REND, HAIL VICTORY!