Didn't expect to see a phone facefucking a dude today, but here we are
something something on the nose something something parody
Record scratch
"Yeah, that's me..."
For an oil tree, I'm imagining it would be it's sap.
Clone tree
Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life
Hopefully no one would steal them
Burying a tree would be a real pain though.
Unless it was like a bonsai
He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?
Buries pizza
If they didn't run Clinton again, I doubt they'll rerun an even bigger loser who managed to lose the popular vote by millions
Squid Game 2: Octopus Contest