I believe they prefer the term "classical liberal"

I like to think they've been observing our civilization for a long time, perhaps even being responsible for our evolution, watching us like bacteria in a petri dish to see how we grow and change on our own. Our technology has reached a point where our military often catches a glimpse of their craft operating over our oceans and in space so they initiated communications with the established powers to point out that as soon as their existence becomes common knowledge the experiment ends and we all get to abandon this capitalist shit hole and become citizens of the galactic fully automated gay space commune.

Communism is when capitalists own the means of production.

The normalization of extreme price gouging on basic needs. The ruling owner class has very effectively convinced the average idiot that there is no ruling class and that you're getting a fair deal when you're paid 20% of what you produce while paying 300% to 10,000% the cost for housing, education, and healthcare. Just ignore the billions accumulating in the owner's coffers while you're being evicted from your home, completely unrelated.

They'll tell us we have it too good when we're working 60 hour weeks to afford a parking spot where we sleep in a car and share a porta potty that gets emptied once per month with 60 other people.

Forcing lazy people to work both devalues our labor and makes things more difficult for people who want to work.