JMAC [he/him]

"there's no way that's right let me jus-" :stalin-pipe:

Pluto's orbit is a much more elongated ellipse than those of the other planets, so for 20 years out of its 249-year orbit, it is in fact closer to the Sun than Neptune.

:astronaut-2: :stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:

SHOW YER WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAAAAAANDERS

living on the far side of Pluto

:stalin-garrison:

He's becoming more and more egg shaped with every public owning he gets

Whenever I'm reading his statements he comes off as a particularly infuriating debatebro with a superiority complex to me and it sends me into a rage every time

FUCK PLATO ALL MY HOMIES HATE PLATO

God I haven't seen this in probably a decade and a half and I still instantly recognized Aidens sibling being a narc

nanotexan

ʸᵉᵉʰᵃʷ :brace-cowboy:

When I was younger I thought the premise (exploring how aliens and humans would view eachother) of a lot of HFY was pretty interesting but lacking, so I started doing a little short story series on tumblr. Iirc I was trying to counter the chuddy homo-supremacy thing by making the characters have to cooperate and work with eachother while the human antagonists fail due to ego and infighting.

This was years ago, I only got a few chapters in and I've since lost the login creds for that account. :deeper-sadness: I may revive the idea though

I come within touching distance of whales pretty often, they're massive and if you get too close one swish of their tail can kill you without even knowing you're there. Blue whales are also the largest creatures to ever exist on planet earth, which is a pretty reasonable thing to fear imo.

Reminder: By taking action to protect the biosphere of this planet, we become the Earth acting in its own self defense

The combined forces of swifties and stans could probably hit Elon Musk from orbit using kinetic bombardment with pinpoint accuracy

The angle of the train makes it look like it's about to do a sick multi-track drift

A while back someone replied to one of my bit-alts mentioning they lived in the same region as me, but I psyched myself out over coming across as a :fedposting: by reaching out then lost the reply post-site-wipe and I still can't remember what their username was