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  • JMAC [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He's becoming more and more egg shaped with every public owning he gets

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I honestly thought the shrinking and transforming into a corn cob would be a bit faster than this

    • UlyssesT
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      18 days ago

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  • Sushi_Desires
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    2 years ago

    some guy had the perfect description already https://twitter.com/escargotpro_/status/1605031439824785408?s=46&t=VOIYCEB5sHLyGeY2S6uEEg

    In high school 1 friends dad kind of vanished & his apt became a 24/7 weird dark adolscent drug gambling party zone & this 51 y/o named Brian wld buy us drugs/alcohol & 1x cops came said "kids we want no business with you but Brian you got to come out" & he looked just like this

    He took a hit out a 2liter bottle gravity bong which we were in the habit of calling "a joe" at the time said "im coming back & killing you kids" & walked out laughing. I haven't thought about this in 2 decades if u keep your heart open to wonder every day has a lil Proust cookie

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      18 days ago

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  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Metaverse updated their rendering style again.

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    When you forget your large adult son at the gas station.

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed... :unlimited-power:

  • UlyssesT
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