I don't worship idols

I am a wet brown noodle

Both are wrong. The original statement was "It is easier to dispose of a wealthy mans body if you feed it to a camel."

But my clothes aren't ready to hang out yet

Yes and I won't attempt to understand it

there are fewer salesmen so it's pretty cool actually

What the fuck? No! What is this, the dark ages?!

Space burritos

I forgive you sweaty

Sam is a cool dude

Only if you want it to

Education should be free.

Capitalism creates stupidity.

The sky, silly

Okay but I can't guarantee that they'll listen

I.. don't know :ohnoes:

Not if I do it

:ohnoes:

Sorry about that

:shrug-outta-hecks: fine

Who told you!?

Oh. Yeah. The Bible.