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JesusChrist [none/use name] to askchapo • 3 years ago

Hi, I'm Jesus. Ask me anything.

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Hi, I'm Jesus. Ask me anything.

JesusChrist [none/use name] to askchapo • 3 years ago
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  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Will "soaking" end my anal virginity?

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    • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      deleted by creator

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      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        https://hexbear.net/post/142123

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        • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          deleted by creator

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          • Wheaties [she/her]
            ·
            3 years ago

            oh, no worries, just trying to clarify

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        • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          deleted by creator

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Only if you want it to

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  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    3 years ago

    What's all this I hear about a second cumming? :volcel-judge:

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  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Are you real?

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I.. don't know :ohnoes:

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  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How do you feel about Samaritans?

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Sam is a cool dude

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    • duke_richardrichard [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      deleted by creator

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  • RootVegetable [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Are you as ripped and white as conservatives think you are?

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I am a wet brown noodle

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  • btbt [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    have you heard of Neon Genesis Evangelion

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Yes and I won't attempt to understand it

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  • CDommunist [she/her, love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

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  • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    deleted by creator

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  • s0ciety [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    What's up?

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      The sky, silly

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  • baby_trump [undecided]
    ·
    3 years ago

    How would you rate being crucified on a scale of 1-10?

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    !ama@hexbear.net

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  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Was the quote "Rope through the Eye of a Needle" or is "Camel through the Eye of a Needle" correct... Since either supports an anti-Bourgeois sentiment, will you officially endorse Marxism as the natural economic system and the Will of God?

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Both are wrong. The original statement was "It is easier to dispose of a wealthy mans body if you feed it to a camel."

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  • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Do u hate gays

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      What the fuck? No! What is this, the dark ages?!

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      • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Then ur cool :tofu-cool:

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  • fitterr
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

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  • machinegobrrrr [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    What did you do in the missing years

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    • JesusChrist [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Space burritos

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