A sad day when Americans are fighting fellow Americans. We should all go to Coney Island and share a baked potato on the carousel.

We're called the United States of America. No more of this hate and anarchy. More corn dogs and kissing your uncle. I have hairy legs.

Listen kiddo, violence isn't the answer. What we need is to negotiate with the landlord, figure out how we can all get along. Pay your landlord and maybe one day they'll play a game of hoops with you and you'll have a chance to shear enough sheep to earn your own home.

It's the American dream