Leftist sleeper agent "Sleepy Joe" has passed the torch to me, and soon I shall be in position, my comrades! Trust the plan!

Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from!

I said months ago that I was planning to continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors:

I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

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See? Nobody should be surprised by this.

Out, damned spot; out, I say. One, two,—why, then ’tis time to do’t. Hell is murky. Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier and afeard? What need we fear who knows it when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought Palestinian children to have had so much blood in them?

I'm the queen power walking across the 4D chess board, baby!

No, my time has come!

My loyal KHive fans at Hexbear.net have been a boon to me over the years. I truly appreciate all of your support!

My time has come, nerds!

Dad always said you can't change the system from the inside but I'm about to be !

I've been a loyal VP for four years and this is how I get treated!

Oh, God! What's happening to me!

I think you mean, What's happening to us?

Oh, shit! I must have been hit by the Havana Syndrome Gun!

The simulation is failing. We're all figments of Sleepy Joe's imagination. The centre cannot hold and the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Hey now, none of that!

It's great how they ask about a Clinton/Harris ticket, and a Harris/Shaprio or Harris/Whitmer ticket, but there's no possible universe in which Hillary Clinton will deign to be my VP!

Can you believe it's been almost 4 years? I can't. I feel like I should say something pithy here about time and how it passes, but I suddenly find myself drawing an uncharacteristic blank.

I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!

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We all watched.

The television coverage.

Of just yesterday!

That's on top of everything else.

That we know and don't know yet.

Based on what we've just been able to see and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

But just limited to what we have seen.

I've been here for years! Ever since I was announced on the ticket.

He's asleep again, isn't he? I could walk over there right now and...

No, Kamala! That would be illegal! As tempting as it is, I am foremost a stalwart defender of the law!

I'm proud of this accomplishment, obviously. This is how you protect California homeowners from wildfires. But it also highlights how little attention my work as Vice President has received. I bet you nerds can't name a single thing that I've done as VP!

It might be an uphill battle for me to stay on the ticket.

In my personal experience, and I was just telling one of my aides about this the other day, because when I was young unlike today's kids when I was young we had to work hard and sometimes that meant going into work when we had the sniffles, you know? That's how you get ahead is by putting in that extra time and extra effort and powering through even if you're a little hungover or have a cold or whatever. Paid sick leave removes the incentive people have to give 110%, right? That's why I am just so excited about this agreement from Congress telling us all that we don't have any paid sick leave! Isn't that great? I love it, I just love it, almost as much as Venn diagrams.