I'm going to be busy celebrating with Joe and the gang for the next few hours, maybe doing body shots off of our new Secremovedy of Homeland Security Mayor Pete! Body shots are a thing, right?

We're still able to "boogie down" so don't be surprised if I'm not back until after midnight Eastern Time, bright and early for you Russian bots! In the meantime, Ask Me Anything!

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    are you a cop? you have to tell us if you're a cop, my bro told me it's the law.

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I'm a prosecutor! But your bro is right, I'd have to tell you if I were a cop. Which, technically, I'm not.

  • QuillQuote [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    My neighbor has a bit of weed, in your professional opinion, how should he be executed for this crime? I know you love ruining lives over small amounts of plant matter

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I think about each and every one of those people that I locked up, every single day. I will never forget them. Thank you for your question.

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      It was while I was at Hastings Law, and before he'd moved down to LA. He was just getting started in his music career, and was performing in some club or warehouse, I can't remember. Honestly, I don't even remember if it was in SF or Oakland. I only remember these glimpses of city nightlife. I was with a friend, she had insisted I take a break from studying and live a little. We haven't kept in touch. And somehow we ended up at his show. It's not normally to my tastes, but there was something about that night. I was happy, I felt free in a way I've never felt again.

      So yeah, I lied about listening to his album. I've never listened to it, I've only ever heard him at that one show I can't even prove existed.

  • bupp [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    What's your favorite type of dog to shoot

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I think the American middle class is truly the most important voting bloc. Suburban professionals do so much to keep this great empire afloat, I think it's about time we all repay their service with a middle class tax cut!

  • trax [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I am poor and white and want to go to college without chaining my future to debt. how should i go about starting a small business in a black community?

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Whoa whoa whoa! Dude, you need a Pell Grant first! After that, you'll probably have the best success establishing a business that exploits the poverty of the community around you, further entrenching their cycle of poverty. What are your thoughts on cashing checks?

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    What does your dad think of you, considering he's an actual Marxist and publicly called you out for lying about listening to Tupac and smoking weed while locking others up for doing the same?

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      “My dear departed grandmothers (whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents, must be turning in their graves right now,” Professor Harris said. “To see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics.” He added, “Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty.” https://madworldnews.com/kamala-harris-dad-parents/

      Holy shit! I'm guessing we don't talk very much, frankly.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    what was Willie Brown like in bed, please be verbose and specific thank you