I am not paying child support for whatever the fuck that is unless it winds up glassing Joe Biden.

Don't worry, they're alright and in good health.

They are stealing from you even more than you realize. It is not your problem they wrote and signed a contract that cost more than they had anticipated.

I am nothing if not consistently inconsistent.

You would be surprised how judgemental the holy father was when he wanted humanity to "go forth and multiply".

He has since realized he may have thrown too much kerosene on the bonfire of that edict .

The man in black was not one of mine, but I certainly tried to convert him over the years. I almost had him before he found sobriety and conviction, which then made it close to impossible.

I lost interest until June died, but even then he didn't bite.

In a way, I am also that.

We were all created to perform our roles in the celestial masquerade and can only act within our own nature.

The Satanic Temple are my chosen flock. The priests are true believers who have built a following by presenting my worship "as a bit". It is delightful.

If you think I'm sadistic with Christians who do not live up to the teachings of their selected god, imagine how much I salivate to torment those who claim to act in my name.

He is a nazi and I've been trying to convince his underlings to cannibalize him. It turns out that flock is not quite as in commune with me as they like to congratulate themselves on being. All of them have varying taxonomies of early-to-mid stage cancer now at least.

It's less that I want them to take the offer and more that by resisting temptation they are able to grow.

It did work and that's why you had that anxiety attack. Be careful with hallucinogenic alchemy and summoning rituals next time.

That was a great bit, I miss Ben. Shame he didn't murder Jefferson and the rest like I told him to. To give the devil his due, Mr. Franklin was ancient at that point and I'd already extended his life far past its intended length.

I believe there should be more of them.

:anarchist-occult:

11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make War.

12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords.

They really did run with the concept and made it their own. I tried to correct them, but some people get their hearts set on an idea and refuse to give it up no matter how many goiters I inflict on them.

no, no, they're the sort I built the lake of fire for to begin with. The powerful need to suffer for their arrogance and corruption either in life or in death. Both outcomes make good dinner theater depending on the mood for that evening.

The christian hell doesn't exist in Judaism, but Sheol (שְׁאוֹל) generally does. There's of course the matter of whether it is only a metaphor for the grave or, in fact, a place of darkness and shades that one drifts into following death.

This is a new one for me, but Minos was Greek and they are very... preoccupied with putting things into butts.