So what is Hexbear's official stance on Satanists and Luciferians?

On some subjects they seem pretty leftist, on others they seem like libertarians.

Pick a dang side, Satanists!

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  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Benjamim Franklin was one. He once painted a babboon red and set it lose in the french countryside as a joke to scare the other posers at the orgy he was at.

    To my knowledge he never found out what happened to the ape. So just some town in france was absolutely traumatized by having a obvious demon kill and eat their dogs and steal their fruit for a while and every historian will have shrugged it off as a folktale.

    • LiterallySatan [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      That was a great bit, I miss Ben. Shame he didn't murder Jefferson and the rest like I told him to. To give the devil his due, Mr. Franklin was ancient at that point and I'd already extended his life far past its intended length.

    • NPa [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Rofl like an early version of Pont-Saint-Esprit.