The PHB only has half a page of text that gives guidance on how to roleplay and over half of it is dedicated to describing the process of pulling a lever.

Sentimentality is for elves.

Instead of "that won't work" say "you can certainly try"

That depends on your frame of reference.

Wait a minute, that purple outfit isn't one of Razira's "only clothes"!

That's just badly fitted nightwear that falls down.

Why not both?

I always make sure that my campaign contains 5 or 6 players, and I tell everyone we're running if we get four regardless.

Sometimes when I'm tired or bummed out, I don't really wanna travel to my friends' for tabletop, but I always found if I did go, I'd have a good time and be happy I forced myself to go - knowing the session will happen anyway is a great way to encourage people not to flake out.

Sure, but if you roll another 1 your character dies forever.

Razira is a half-orc, and you've been told that repeatedly.

The real question is why Azuth has big wooden sticks for fingers.

Inertia is the world's most powerful force.

Sadly undermined by the fact that they got the session together in the end.

This is the BG3 approach to relationship dialogue. :D

Wait... back up a minute... Dragon Plate?

I don't think she knows what an aboleth is.

You keep doing this for OP's goblin OC as well. There's lots of official WotC art of green goblins, including the current Monsters of the Multiverse art that's being used as the default art for the goblin lineage.

It's kind of rude to tell people that their character designs aren't valid just because you don't approve of their choice of skin-tone.

His behavior was objectionable.

I've been known to give my players a magic purse that makes coins weigh nothing before.

She's pointing at herself when she asks "what's your favourite thing" - imagine the disappointment of being beaten out by a hat.