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There's a chance this grandma wiped grandchild's butt when grandchild was a baby. Perhaps also tried to catch the occasional random baby puke in her hands, instead of letting it spill on the floor. Or on someone else's car seat. Grandchild should have just typed those numbers in.
Send them a head of white cabbage every week (can use an online grocery service.
If you have access to their dwelling, put all their bedroom furnitures in the living room