I interpreted the way you did, definitely an older expression that has fallen out of use. Nowadays you’d probably say “who is now a US Marshal”.

Gabagool and so on and so on

Honestly though all languages are clusterfucks in their own ways. English may be a clusterfuck in pronunciation and spelling, but conjugation is super easy for the most part and the lack of gender and cases makes both memorization of vocab and grammar rules easier.

HE SPEAKS SPANISH TOO?!?! So Slovenian, English, French, German, and Spanish. How the fuck does one fit that many languages in their head, while not being a linguist or professional polyglot? I wouldn’t be surprised if he spoke fucking Proto-Indo European at this point.

trans bear liberation, comrade

girls can have magnum dongs too

You still aren’t counting all the sides of its magnum dong

Who the fuck even knows what Q is

The Death of Stalin

Great, now Stav’s laugh is stuck in my head