The offer still stands, I will tell you every account I ever made to judge if you give me a chance since my account was banned without warning nor explanation. Otherwise I am just going to make throwaway accounts and keep making memes in hopes someone laughs at them. I'm the only other user who uses loves pronouns and I get banned because of that even though I was trying to work with the system but I guess it's rigged. The modlog is public and you can judge for yourself, I just went through it and I'm such a downer at this point I expect "Anonymous Moderator" to say this was banworthy.
Ubuntu is what I say for normies. That or Mint if you really like windows.