Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

And then you have these capitalists, those are real beauties! This is their new hoax- they take a piece of machine, a big beautiful shiny new means of production, and they buy it and y'know, they own it, it's a big beautiful shiny new machine, all the bells and whistles, bing bing bing, and then they have the workers- who are totally not being treated fairly in this country, folks, BELIEVE ME, totally exploited, and they have these workers-and they pay them a certain amount, could beee... $20 per hour, could be TEN, could be FIVE, could be TWELVE, they pay them a certain amount, okay, and with their labor they build the product.

And the owner of the machine, of the capital, "Capitalist" they turn around and sell the product at a yuge markup, they call it "profit." ok, so they call it profit! They don't sell it at the cost it took to make it, okay, so what do they do with this extra, you know what I call it? I call it surplus value. I call it surplus value, and do they share the surplus value with the people whose labor PROVIDED the value it took to make that product? I don't think so, folks.

They stick in a bank and then they say "ohhhh I can't afford to pay you more!" Bad- BAD people. It's totally phony, folks. Raw deal, our proletariat are getting a raw deal. But not for long! We're gonna- and by the way it never occurs the workers to pool their resources and buy the big beautiful machine in order to share the profit that they created in the first place with their labour! And you know why? Because the capitalists pay the workers such a low wage they can't afford to then invest and pool their money and share in ownership... of the means of production! Can't do it! This is the biggest scam on the planet, folks! Boy, I've heard some real beauties but that one, WOW, that's a doozy. That's a real beauty. But we're gonna fix it, folks, we're gonna fix it, okay? and you know what the laborers are going to do? They're gonna WIN.

Folks, what we did in 1917–the Revolution I call it, with a capital R–it's never been done before. So many big beautiful red flags, you couldn't even–now that, folks, that's a flag we stand up for, we don't kneel for our terrific red flag–and you couldn't even see the Winter Palace, you know. You know the Mensheviks, you take a look at what they said, and they were a, uh, a failed party, and Renegade Kautsky, very nasty to me but that's okay, they said we couldn't do it! They said, "Oh, Vlad, the material conditions are bad, we have to have a bourgeois republic to develop the forces of production." You know what that means, right? Semi-feudal economy! Okay, you get Semi-Feudal, and I said, I told them we can't have Semi-Feudal. Well, look at where we are now, Julius. We are going to develop the forces of production so fast it'll make your head spin. We are going to do in a generation what it took them many, many years to do. BELIEVE ME.

So I guess the site actually hates me then

That said I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.

I can't tell if this is a bit or not because if the site actually hates me I'll leave

Okay

WOW

RUDE

jesus thats actually super mean goddamn

Yeah I found out smash is really fun

its meltybloodplayer i will never stop posting cringe

There should absolutely be nukes, and they should be pointed at the rest of the American states until America is properly unified. You know what happens when one state has nukes and the other doesn't.

fuck i want this it's actually kinda cool

i would do a japanese catholic cosplay and speak in a really hammy accent like alexander from hellsing

https://youtu.be/h6VYuqv_NR4

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based

edit: im cringe haha

It fucks me up really hard that World of Warcraft and Runescape gave me some kind of genuine trauma

Ever since Blizzard shat the bed and Runescape went to hell I've had a perpetual, instinctual fear that things I like will be 'taken' from me

And it's killed my enjoyment of modern things because of the bizarre fear that the developers of said thing will find a way to ruin it

Thanks blizzard

What are you gonna do, play the flute at the fascists?

Check the credit recovery and 'i am not the parent' one. Ghoulish shit.

That said my math teacher was an absolute king who championed unions

I read this entire post in the voice of the chapos

Why would students give a shit about 'fine arts' when the country is literally collapsing around them? How does 'fine arts' teach you how to defend yourself against fascists and other assorted critters?

Reading r/teachers

Wow teachers are both bastards and don't know how to do their fucking jobs (but we knew that)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qhwg29/whats_the_point_of_credit_recovery/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qhxmuq/a_parent_texted_their_child_in_class_today_and/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qhkbbx/things_you_shouldnt_say_at_parent_teacher/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qhwyyh/i_am_not_the_parent/

Or like the endless posts complaining that schools don't teach how to do taxes, clean, organize, etc.

Those are ALL the parents' jobs! It's the schools' job to teach kids content knowledge - reading, writing, math, history, science. It's the parents' job to teach kids how to be functional and decent human beings.

GET HIS ASS

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