Hey my tubular dudes and dudettes! Remember, chilidogs are a metaphor for you dads cock! I suck 'em all fast! Alright! Yeah! I suck all your dads cocks!

Jokes on you nerd, I can't read! :no-copyright:

:internet-delenda-est:

Uh oh, looks like I've been schooled!

More like a fake dick for a fake hedgehog! :no-copyright:

Uh oh! Gotta run away fast!

Aww yeah! Talk about way past cool!

'Bout time you recognised my greatness :no-copyright:

Whoa!

Look, sometimes a dude has to pull his glove back to reveal a watch for comedic effect. I don't make the rules.

Because they're based on old American cartoon characters. Having gloves helped with animation so the hands would stand out from their body color.

Yeesh, there are always cops around when you don't need 'em

I'll make you eat those words!

Stop right there, you faker!

Woah! Gotta slurp fast!

Why were you keeping all that slop for your self, Doc?

Uh... meow?

Hey Shadow, remind me what critics thought of your game. :no-copyright:

Like what you see, dude?

I look good in all dimensions baby

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