SouthFresh

Baby Shark

Every country hacks every other country, and when convenient will claim false flag.

I'm pretty sure it's just an endless series of spiderman pointing at each other.

The old, “I know you are, but what am I?” defense

Thankfully they blocked out the super-identifying eyes. No chance anyone'll recognize him on the street now.

That’s a lot of mattresses for a virgin

I feel called out

Baseball tickets, I find nothing rewarding about watching baseball.

“Google to shutter human brains”

Why anyone teams up with a company with its greatest achievement being a high score on the “I wish they hadn’t shut that down” list, is beyond my understanding.

"My coffee is from the highlands of Ethiopia, everything else is just sparkling coffee."

"Captain, just a quick question... is the control language for this mission critical life support capsule using a strongly typed language? Asking for a friend."

What they will say, is anything to get out of a valid RMA

Ah, so we're lowering bars today.

This needs better branding.

This is the most adorable Scotch on the Rocks

https://xkcd.com/927/

Por que no los dos?

Makes sense, I mean, why should I enjoy any of my time while I'm alive? Seems pretty silly to waste my life doing things that make me happy and satisfied when I could be making some rando way richer.....

Every damn warning we said about this company has come true. The only reason this is legal is because there's money to be made at the expense of others.

They don't normally hatch as babies?