Fuck you

"My coffee is from the highlands of Ethiopia, everything else is just sparkling coffee."

Don't make us call the feds; we'll have to lean over our cubicle.

🤔 if you had a good enough seal on your carafe, could you use sparkling water to make cold brew???

Already exists

http://frizzusa.com/

Is it gonna produce a sparkling shit after you drink it?

Putting coffee in my Juicero