Fuck... that's wholesome.

I mean, cower in fear, fools!

Surprise, Hexagons! I have infiltrated your megathread! Impressed? Afraid? You should be!

Brother! Don't tell me you've been fooled by the lies of these perverts!?

If so, have at thee! For although aluminum may bend, it can also give you blood poisoning if you cook with it for too long! You'll be regretting this in 60-70 years!

To bad, I'm making 'breeding wand' a thing for the sake of the male race.

Of course you wouldn't. You foolish swine have never understood the genius of the free market

You would like to touch it, wouldn't you? Commie pervert.

Too bad, only my waifu angel Hatsune Miku is allowed near my breeding wand

I can't remove the foil actually

Don't try to police me. You just don't want people to know it cures COVID so people get your Chinese mind control vaccine instead but we know the truth

I bet you dream about Lenins hog you cummunist scum

Sure, keep telling yourself that

We will cool down you commie bastards with our patriotic piss

The demonic possession will hold no power over us when the time comes. I trust the plan.

Aluminum is a metal from god. Show respect

You will have millions of red, white and blue blooded Americans armed to the teeth to greet you if you do. Idiot.

I am more than happy to hold you up to your regimes own standards. If you wish to take away the free speech of freedom-loving Americans then I will take yours first, fool.

I....

Shut up!

Your stupid Stalinist website doesn't allow us to use the same name more than once. This slight is on your hands.