Don't faint from jealousy you perverts
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You would like to touch it, wouldn't you? Commie pervert.
Too bad, only my waifu angel Hatsune Miku is allowed near my breeding wand
breeding wand
Oh god I almost gagged
That was horrifying. I've never heard a term for dick as bad as the worst terms for pussy before
To bad, I'm making 'breeding wand' a thing for the sake of the male race.
I too wrap my wiener up in a faraday cage to keep out the 5G.
Underneath that aluminum wrap? That's right, it's an aluminum dong.