Me after one week of moisturizing. Do I continue to moisturize? No.

If she has a continuous glucose monitor like a dexcom it can certainly display her blood glucose!

I thought that was what made your hair white. She should have done it though, doesn't she know she has plot armor?

I'm not very knowledgeable about the witcher universe, but wouldn't you kind of expect bone structure changes to go along with becoming a witcher? Not to mention probably getting bashed in the face 100 times a week, and being some years older? It would fit her character arc (assuming it's even true)

This implies they want to reduce suffering under capitalism.

Anyone else think the word "incel" is in some circles starting to mean "bad at dating, awkward and unattractive, neurodivergent-presenting" more than "man who feels entitled to/makes demands of women"?
"Incel" "brokeboy" and "autistic" were some of the more common words I overheard from group of people at target today, discussing their experiences on e-dating apps. Using IRC style *s are "creepy" "autistic" and "incel" apparently e.g. *waves*
"You don't just approach someone like that. What a creep"

That isn't the only place I've seen that either. It feels like "incel" means "gross, bad at dating" to a lot of people, and that is in fact exactly what actual incels would have you believe.

I just want to spend a month in a fire tower having no contact with another human, while I fill out journals which become increasingly unhinged and incomprehensible.

Why is Ursula Le Guin such a perfect answer to post-meaning post-feelings techbroism?

Coming from a guy who can generally understand (I think) most of what Zizek is saying, I had to read this over like four times to understand what they're talking about. It can be explained in five words if you aren't brain broken; Two trans women got married.

That's a good idea. I've always wanted to live in an expensive city by finding or creating some sort of hole somewhere. Maybe I could be a janitor and secretly sleep in the mechanical room of some building or something. Who knows?

Here was I, complaining about a head of cabbage costing $8

It's ugly though

That makes me wonder; what's the lego death star of ikea?

Put your condemnation in the bag

By the entrance, asking passers-by for a quarter so he can get some chiclets or a plastic spider.

I choose to believe they went to hot topic, where Hakim bought JT an invader zim plush, and JT got Hakim a pervy anime hoodie. Then they hit the food court and sat cross legged on the wall of the indoor garden feature instead of at a table to eat.

A perfect date

Wearing just enough lip gloss to reasonably deny wearing lip gloss if questioned

Did they go into hot topic?

Reposting a previous comment of mine:

I had a dream where I was in an airport gate and a guy who looked like hasan piker was playing some fortnight-y shooter game on a gamer laptop on one of the terminal benches. I sat next to him and said "have you heard of hasanabi on twitch? I think he has a skin in this game, you should use that one because you look just like him and then it would be like it's actually you in the game lol"

He responded with a withering bemused glare as if to say "fuck off, you aren't funny" as I realized the guy I thought looked kind of like hasan actually was hasan.

Oh, sorry! I don't think I ever knew of it whatever it was