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  • brvslvrnst@lemmy.mltoPetsCat is such a dickhead
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    3 months ago

    One of the first dates with my now wife was at my apartment, where we were making burgers. She brought the buns, I had the patties. After we were done eating, she put the buns in her bag.

    10m later, my little chonk comes out with the bag swinging under her, drags it to the living room, drops in front of us, looks up and meows.

    Gonna get a tattoo of her with a bag of burger buns when she passes.

    (Wanted to post a picture, but Jerboa being lame)