I'd pick someone who is nice to animals and service staff

are games of chance the signs of a healthy economy?

Wait he didn't?

Chief Executed Officer

Wonder how many of those 15k will receive "You Have Upvoted Content that violates our Terms of Service" notices or if that was special just for us

Vampiric extraction of the last drops of wealth from the sick

It's too much work imo and I wouldn't want to have to serve my first attempt at it to a bunch of people. The gardein are good enough, and your idea will work just fine I bet

Yeah those strips are just ok tasting. Vegans are used to them though so I wouldn't worry too much about the flavor. As long as you have a good sauce/side and get them crispy enough, it should be ok

Yeah exactly. In the olden days, Buddhist monks would wash balls of dough/flour under running water while massaging it so all the carbohydrates would wash away but the protein of the wheat (gluten) stayed behind in a bubble-gum like goop. It's pretty flavorless and if you over-knead it, the texture ends up like chewing gum/bouncy ball. If you don't knead it enough, it doesn't keep stick together and disintegrates. It requires skill/practice. Simmering it in a broth is very common to add flavor. After all that, you could cut it into strips and season/fry it some more

Ah that makes sense; I was wondering why he had to rack the slide after every shot like a springer airsoft gun

I had a deep fried tofu sandwich and that thing was piping hot from the steam in the tofu

Hell yeah. I hope somebody gets some mileage out of these organs

Owning a car is a significant expense. Insurance, registration, gas, deq. I understand this is a gift from the heavens, but be prepared to take ownership for what can become a costly responsibility.

A good start

Jake Paul is the Donald Trump of this fight

Time to invest in dental stocks

It's how the monster in the crawlspace communicates with surface dwellers

Starin' Trump

I recognize the name but don't remember why; who is this ghoul?