Megalo, Megalo, Megalo :)

Rectally B)

It's interesting that as we're supposed to be trying to fix climate change Yank Tanks are more popular than ever. Truly the Lucky Country.

And eggs 😋

And as the mug heats up it reveals an insult vaguely relevant to how I really feel about you!

Congratulations, you can now view one of 5 types of superhero movie with incredibly expensive snacks and drinks available for sale!

https://panchds.com.au/ in Preston too

... and the Leyland Brothers!

Yeah I saw it dumping down to the northeast from the train, don't know how it skipped us

That pallet of pickles ain't gonna buy itself.

Well played, most attempts to help them will lead to them telling you about more things they don't like. I guess kinda like I'm doing now?

Ahhhhhhh!

Peanut butter sandwiches!

PS. https://theconversation.com/with-the-pogues-shane-macgowan-perhaps-proved-himself-the-most-important-irish-writer-since-james-joyce-218038

Aye, but I reckon he lived 3 times more life than the average picanick basket, he'll always be a great person. I only got to see them in the flesh once but my god was it fun

Yeah sorry about that, I lost control but I'm a drunk cop so you're not allowed to release my identity for 40 years 😎❤️

Fun fact, alcohol freezes at something like -114 Celsius - so drinking the liquid from a frozen wine drink leaves most of the water in the cup and a high alcohol content liquid in your tummy.

Another fun fact - this method is used to make those super yummy German dessert wines, aka eiswein (icewine).

Shiraz best raz

But potentially valuable for those seeking employment as a Geisha? I'm really reaching for a silver lining here

Nah he was undercover, pretending to be a cop that thinks the he and his mates can do what they want without facing any consequences. He played this role a little too well.

Seriously tho, cops face a lot of stress/trauma/mental health issues in their jobs and alcoholism isn't rare, and they very rarely injure anyone else (due to alcohol). They deserve a bit of compassion, especially considering if they seek proper mental health support that can be deemed unfit to work. And even if they do that their occupational insurance is likely to sick a private investigator onto them to try to avoid paying out

Interesting point, especially given all the bad IT practices at Optus that have hit the news the last year or so - and that's just the bits we know about.

Smells like management have a lack of respect for IT and there's a distinct lack of seniority. Telstra can afford to employ the best - and have to - to satisfy the requirements of their large government/defence customer base. Optus IT seem to be a bunch of Yes people who do the wrong thing frequently, probably under pressure from the hierarchy.