Farrah Fawcett as Faucet: An automatic faucet

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Makes sense. If other monkey not like food, maybe it poison.

For Sisko, thinking of baseball might make it worse.

Is it just me or did Tuvix look... unwell? I feel like if Janeway hadn't merked them the leukemia would've.

Every road leads to Plato's cave

Please don't commit any war crimes...

With the Frizz? No way!

Alternative episode: Sisko believes that he can solve something in the normal, intended way and not a horrible, fucked up way. He solves it with baseball.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created? - Steve Buscemi in a Spy Kids movie

Okay, we're going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made...

Mutherfuckin miracles

You can tell it's old because back then it was realistic to get two subs for $9

Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can't believe that really happened to him. God that's so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.